Some people have food recipes that no one else seems to like. And, from MetaFilter is this site that lists many such questionable recipes. This will give you the general idea:
I like to take bologna and put it on a hot dog bun with string cheese and orange marmalade in the middle of the bologna, then micro wave it to melt the cheese a little--about 1 minute. Yum! I also like grape jelly and roast beef sandwhiches. I like grilled cheese sanwhiches, with strawberry jam and ham as the filling. Hamburgers on a plate, no bun, smothered in syrup or honey is good too. […]
But, even the MetaFilter thread itself is a good source for many such recipes. In particular, I’ll excerpt this one for Jason ;).
Crack two eggs in a bowl, mix with bbq sauce, cheyenne pepper, tabasco and chives. Scramble it, put it on english muffin with bacon, melt cheese over it.
My arteries are fine... so far. [emphasis mine]
Weirdness aside, these two actually seem a bit tempting, though I’d have to tweak the recipe for non-Pillsbury brand dough:
Oddity # 1:
Take small candy bars (typically called “fun size” here in the States — seen the most at Halloween) and wrap them in canned (Pilsbury) crescent roll dough, seal ’em up, bake them according to the directions on the dough.
Butterfingers work best. Crispy and brown pastry shell, melty goodness on the inside.
Oddity # 2:
Grilled peanut butter, banana and honey sandwiches. Smear butter on the outside and grill them like you would a grilled cheese sandwich. Call me Elvis.