Linguistic Perspective on Baby Talk

From this MetaFilter thread on the subjunctive tense is this analysis of baby talk (that is, the means by which parents talk to babies). There’re some amusing bits on the whumsicality of baby talk:

A third parental tool for “keeping the conversation going” with very young children is to assume the role of both speaker and hearer by asking the question, presuming the response, and continuing the discourse (“Would you like me to burp you? Yes? I thought that was the problem. There, that's better”). […]

Fonts in Red Hat’s “Null” release

Red Hat is preparing the next version of its distribution, code-named Null. They’re working on unifying the look, to an extent, between KDE and Gnome (and I have no problem with that).

However, the big news for me came in the form of these KDE screenshots from the Null beta: the fonts look amazing. For instance, the fonts in this menu screenshot look almost OSX-good to the naked eye :).

Whether it’s KDE, a Red Hat configuration, or something else, I’m not sure which software is responsible for those fonts looking so good — but I would be very interested in trying a distribution that could do fonts like that.

(See also this Slashdot story on Red Hat’s upcoming release)

KDE User Interface Guidelines

As mentioned in the KDE 3.1 Beta accouncement, KDE apparently has a set of User Interface Guidelines (à la Apple’s now-famous user-interface guidelines).

I’m pleased to see such a development in the Unix world. After all, it's not that I really need yet-another utility to parse text files ;), but I think that a healthy dose of UI rediscovery could do wonders towards the acceptance of Linux and other Unices.

Omelette Disaster

As planned, I made an omelette this morning. However, it didn’t quite turn out as planned.

Re-reading the directions, I’ve already realized one of my errors. I thought that they said to make the pan as hot as possible (‘As hot as you dare’), then add the butter, then add the eggs. However, they actually say to heat the pan, add the butter, then to turn up the heat really high.

What happened with me is that, because the pan was on full-heat, the butter boiled off and became brown almost instantly :(. So, I turned down the heat (but only a little), and added some more butter. That lasted a bit longer, but was becoming brown very quickly. So, I poured in the eggs that I had pre-mixed, and they cooked almost instantly. Well, actually, the bottom of the eggs cooked almost instatly (almost to the point of burning) while the top remained runny.

So, I quickly added the filling (tomotoes and cheese). I let the omelette cook just a bit more, in an attempt to halfway-cook the top side of the eggs. I remembered from the directions that “an omelette will go on cooking even on the plate&rdquo, so I transferred the omelette to the plate before the eggs were completely cooked.

But, I may have had too much filling in there — four tomato-slices diced, plus cheese — so I ended up with a crumbled omelette. And, it was nearly burnt on the bottom-side, but a touch raw on the top side.

Next time, I’ll be sure to only turn up the heat after the butter has melted. And, I’ll also use more eggs (I used just two eggs this time around, which underwhelmed the filling).

Omelette Making

I’ve had a hankering for an omelette, and I think I’ll make one tomorrow (that is, Sunday). As I’ve never made one before, a search on Google brought up a couple hits for directions on making an omelette.

This omelette-HOWTO probably makes the most sense to me. There’re no pictures (bummer there), but the words themselves are clear. As a bonus, it also includes several suggestions for fillings (in particular, “diced pears, blue cheese, and pecans” sounds fabulous).

Then there’s this how-to-make-an-omelette page from Delia Online (which also has an extensive selection of how-to directions for foods). It’s a nice touch that pictures are included, but the recipe given seems more complicated :-/. Specifically, step 4 confuses me:

After this time a bubbly frill will appear round the edge. Now you can tilt the pan to 45 degrees and, using a tablespoon, draw the edge of the omelette into the centre. The liquid egg will flow into the space, filling it. Now tip the pan the other way and do the same thing. Keep tilting it backwards and forwards, pulling the edges so that the egg can travel into the space left — all this will only take half a minute. […]

Eh? The draw-the-edge part is what gets me. Does that mean that I’m supposed to be curling up the edges of the omelette? Or does that mean that I’m supposed to be pushing the yet-uncooked part of the eggs into the center of the omelette?

At any rate, I’ll give omelette-making a try. I have both tomotoes and shredded colby/cheddar cheese in the fridge, so I'll make use of those for fillings. Incidentally, I figure that sun-dried tomatoes could be good in an omelette — but what section of the supermarket would I find those? Would that be with the produce, or in some other section?