Thomas’ Party on Saturday

About a week ago, Thomas posted to the dfwblogs-list about an event he’s having. When I looked over the announcement, I figured that it was some kind of art show at a museum or something (“An unauthorized display of other people’s photography”?).

However, Amanda cleared things yesterday: it’s just regular party at his house, with cupcakes & wine. The whole photography angle is apparently a parody of the movie One Hour Photo (which I haven’t seen, but I’ve heard is rather creepy).

High Protein Ok for Healthy Kidneys

It’s often been thought that high protein intake isn’t good for ailing kidneys nor healthy kidneys. But, high protein intake is apparently fine for healthy kidneys:

If your kidneys are not healthy, a diet high in protein may speed up the damage to your organs, new research claims.

However, if your kidneys are healthy, eating lots of protein does not seem to hurt them, the study also concludes.

“We now have evidence to suggest that, in individuals with kidney disease there is some reason to suspect a high protein intake could be potentially detrimental,” says study author Dr. Eric L. Knight, a researcher at Brigham and Women’s Hospital and Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston. “Based on this study, I would say in individuals with normal kidney function, we have no reason to believe that a relatively high protein intake has a harmful effect on the kidneys.”

So, this may be good news for those on the Atkins Diet or similar (assuming your kidneys are ok). Along these same lines, I recall an obese former coworker who stated that he didn’t want to try an increased-protein diet since it could ruin his kidneys. I didn’t have any evidence to the contrary at the time, but I wish that he could hear about this research — his condition worried me.

The researchers also have recommendations for protein limits:

No more than 35 percent of total daily calories should come from protein, the institute also recommends, with a range of 10 percent to 35 percent. […]

I’m not on Atkins, as I find The Zone to be healthier and more well-rounded. And though The Zone may have more protein than the average American diet, it still falls within their recommendations (since it allocates 30% of calories from protein — that “30%” is one of the 30s in the “40-30-30”).

Queensryche / Dream Theater Tour!

I heard on Sirius Radio that Queensrÿche and Dream Theater are co-headlining for a tour together!

“Yes, the rumours are true!

“The tour package that progressive metal fans have dreamed about for over 10 years has finally come together for a US tour in July/August!

“Dream Theater and Queensryche will be joining forces for a co-headlining tour, each playing equal set lengths, and will be joined by very special guests Fates Warning.”

So far, there are confirmed dates for various cities in California, plus Detroit (in other words, nothing near this neck of the woods). But, should they schedule a tour stop around here, I’d be rather tempted.

Chewy Vodka Bars

Every April 1st brings more April Fools Day jokes — and some sites tend to overdo the effect (such as Slashdot, which is virtually useless on April 1st). However, there have been some clever ones over the years. In that spirit, The Museum of Hoaxes lists its Top 100 Hoaxes. This one may be my favorite:

#58: Chewy Vodka Bars
In 1994 Itar-Tass reported that an alcoholic beverage company had invented a new kind of candy sure to be a favorite with the Russian people: chewy Vodka Bars. These bars, designed to compete with Mars and Snickers bars, would come in three flavors—lemon, coconut, and salted cucumber. The same company was also said to be perfecting another new product: instant vodka in tea bags.

Wal-Mart Atop Fortune 500

For the second year in a row, Wal-Mart is #1 on the Fortune 500 (GM, ExxonMobil, Ford and GE round out the top 5).

None of that was particularly surprising to me, but I wasn’t aware of the lead that Wal-Mart held over the runners-up. Fortune offers these hypothetical cases that could occur to oust Wal-Mart from the top spot.

By this time next year, it plans to be another $26 billion higher, bringing its revenues to $272 billion. Assuming it hits that goal, is there any scenario in which Wal-Mart is not No. 1 next year? Improbable but not impossible is that oil prices rise—yet not so far that SUV drivers stop filling up—pushing Exxon Mobil into the lead for a year. Barring that scenario, here’s the best we could do:

  • All the defense companies on the list (Boeing, Lockheed Martin, Raytheon, and four others) merge to form Military Industrial Complex Inc. Total revenues: $162 billion. Not even close.
  • Antitrust regulators bless the creation of ExxonMobilChevronTexaco: $182 billion + $92 billion = $274 billion. The winner by a nose.
  • General Motors and Ford join hands: $187 billion + $163 billion = $350 billion. A new No. 1! Unless ...
  • Average coffee consumption spikes from 1.6 cups per day to 284 cups. Starbucks leaps straight to the top.

Wow, capitalism at work.