January 31st, 2010

Guys Do Laundry Too, Clorox

This “laundry formula testing facility” commercial for Clorox’ Stain Fighter & Color Booster seems to imply that only women do (or should do?) laundry. Even the man-unable-to-operate-a-washing-machine scenes from 1983’s Mr. Mom seem unwatchably dated today. And that was almost thirty years ago.

I expect better, Clorox.

March 28th, 2009

GreenDimes, erm, Tonic, Is Great For Reducing Junk Mail

I’m not a big fan of junk mail. In part, I don’t ever order from catalogs; even if I quite like an online company, I’m just going to buy their stuff online (even if they send me a catalog). So, it takes some mental processing to sort through junk mail at the end of a day at the office; I’d also rather not fill up landfills with paper, if I can help it.

Enter GreenDimes (well, now the company is calling themselves Tonic Mailstopper):

For $15 [now $20], GreenDimes offers a series of services that you could probably do yourself, but which become much, much easier if you get GreenDimes to help you. Here’s how it works:

First, you register your address and all the names which receive junk mail at your house. Then GreenDimes goes to work, filing letters on your behalf to the thousands of direct marketers to remove you from their mailing lists. That works for credit card mailings and the like, but not for catalogs. Those you have to unsubscribe from individually, so when you get a catalog you no longer want, you visit the GreenDimes website and select the name of the company spamming you. GreenDimes then tells them to cut it out. […]

It does take a couple weeks to start working—due to the printing lead-times for junk mail—though I started noticing small improvements even within a few days. Now, it’s been a couple months since I signed up and I can say that it's worked a treat. Some days, I go to open my mailbox and simply discover that it’s empty. Bliss.

Along these lines, one other service that may be worth mentioning is YellowPagesGoesGreen.Org. On one hand, it’s an advocacy site for curbing yellow-pages distribution (such as by promoting an opt-in model), but what's also handy is that they have an opt-out form in which you can unsubscribe from the yellow pages.

Though they’re not associated with the various yellow-pages companies, they apparently then contact the phone companies in your local area, on your behalf, and get you unsubscribed from your local yellow (and/or white) pages. Since yellow pages don’t arrive with as much regularity as junk mail, I can’t say with absolute certainty that it’s successful, but I signed up back in September (’08) and I haven’t received a yellow-pages since then.

March 3rd, 2006

Dell’s 24″ Widescreen LCD for $739

DealNews is reporting on a combination sale / coupon code at Dell which brings the price of their 24" LCD down to $739 shipped:

Dell Home offers the Dell UltraSharp 2405FPW 24" Widescreen LCD to $799.20 with free shipping. Coupon code “?7VKHB0253GTSM” knocks the total price to $739.20, $60 off our mention earlier in the week and easily the lowest price we've seen. Features include a native resolution of 1920x1200, 1000:1 contrast ratio, 16ms response time, 16:10 aspect ratio, picture-in-picture, integrated 4-port USB 2.0 hub and flash card reader, and VGA, DVI, S-Video, RCA, and component video inputs. […]

Must resist… must resist…

September 28th, 2005

Brondell’s Advanced Toilet Seat

DealNews is reporting a sale on Brondell’s advanced toilet seat for only $474 shipped.

Replacing your old toilet set, the Swash 600 includes a built-in bidet, gentle closing seat, warm air dryer, heated seat, and more, all managed via a remote control. The Swash 400 has most of the 600’s features (no warm air dryer) with push-button controls for $379 after coupon. […]

I don’t know what’s weirder, that someone’s selling a remote-control toilet seat or that it’s made its way up to #2 on DealNews’ Top Reader Picks page :-/.

March 30th, 2005

So, Your Nixon Watch Is Stuck in 24-Hour Mode?

The other day, I was fiddling with my Nixon watch (yes, that’s the company name with no relation to the dead president). I was just trying to resynchronize its seconds-hand (“seconds-LCD”?) with my computer’s clock which I had just synced with an Internet time server (not literally an atomic clock, but yet kinda in an A-to-B-to-C sort of way). As I was pressing buttons, trying to remember how to get to the time-setting screen, I ended up putting my watch into 24-hour mode. Yeesh.

Thus the saga began. I ended up finding the watch’s manual on their website and I read over about how to set the time. Much of it was fairly straightforward, but the section on setting 12-hour vs 24-hour time simply said “You can set for 12 hour or 24 hour mode while setting the hours”. Well, that didn't really help much. I fiddled with the watch for about ten more minutes until I figured out how to do it.

Most (digital) watches support both 12-hour time and 24-hour time. And, they generally swap between the two modes with a 12/24-hour selector within the time-setting screen. That’s where the Nixon guys decided to be different. Rather than do something that I expected — an explicit 12/24 mode selector — they just built 24-hours time right into the hour-setting sequence. A normal watch might have the hours cycling from 12:00am to 12:00pm through to 11:00pm and, after switching to 24-hour mode, 00:00 to 23:00. But, in this case the sequence was just one long loop: 12:00am to 12:00pm to 11:00pm to 00:00 to 23:00 to 12:00am (and so on).

So, if you have a Nixon watch and you end up getting it stuck in 24-hour mode, don’t worry — just keep advancing the hour and eventually you’ll get back to normal time. Or, I suppose that you could be the type that likes 24-hour time but ends up getting stuck in 12-hour time (which could happen too). Still, you should be able to use the same steps to get back into the time you’re used to.

March 8th, 2004

Ultimate Safeway Shopper Card

Slashdot had an article a few days ago on Budweiser’s internal sales tracking network. Some expressed concern about Anheuser-Busch’s tracking down to the 6-pack, but most posters wisely concluded that you shouldn’t have anything to worry about since there’s no reason to buy Budweiser in the first place ;).

In any case, the Slashdot discussion turned to customer tracking of other kinds, such as those supermarket cards. And, switcha pointed out Rob Cockerham’s Ultimate Shopper endeavor. In short, Rob took a digital photo of his Safeway card, cropped the image and then printed a bunch of replica barcodes onto labels with his inkjet. This way, you can use one of his stickers and become Rob. More importantly, your privacy remains intact since Safeway no longer tracks your identity.

I like the tongue-in-check character of the page, but I’m still not fond of these shopper cards. Sure, you can trade them with your friends or even apply for them with fake credentials, but you still have to carry around that silly card in your wallet (or even three or four, depending on the number of supermarkets in your area). So, these days, I’ve emptied my wallet of those cards and I just go to stores that offer sale prices without any strings attached.

December 16th, 2002

AAA Discounts

The other day, AAA gave me a call to make sure that I was happy with the service (well, I suppose I was, since I didn’t need to make use of it yet).

They also asked me whether I was aware of all the discounts available. I knew about the various hotel and car-rental discounts, but apparently there’s much more than that.

The lady on the phone mentioned just a few, but I was unaware of most of them. For instance:

Ok, so some of them aren’t useful on an everyday-basis (I’m not sure when next I’ll use Amtrak, for instance). But, I’m especially stoked about the 30% off (!) at Papa John’s carry-out and $3 off at Wherehouse Music, as I can make use of those right away.

(Keep in mind that these discounts are from the AAA-Texas website, and might not be valid elsewhere.)

December 3rd, 2002

Putty World

Via the Ditherati quote-of-the-day mailing list, I read about Putty World in this Wired article.

Basically, they sell Silly-Putty-like goo, but in all kinds of crazy colors. Sure, there's the traditional pink and white, but there’s also shiny silver and even mistletoe. They typically sell it by the 1/4 lb tin, but they offer it by the pound as well.

I put in an order for a tin of Lustrous Bronze and a tin of Gunmetal Graphite. Whee!

September 10th, 2002

Pillows?

Can anyone recommend a good store for pillows? I’m looking for the sleeping-kind (as opposed to the couch-kind, or other types of pillows). And, I’d rather not spend more than about $20, so that may narrow it down as well.

I’ve checked Target, and their selection isn’t bad. But, I’d like to compare several stores.

June 20th, 2002

Self-foaming Soap

I’m a sucker for convenience-gadgets, and this self-foaming/self-lathering liquid soap sounds neat-o. I may just have to pick some up next time I run out of hand soap.

Have you tried Dial Complete handwashing soap yet?

It looks like just another liquid soap, except the container is pink and a little more squat-looking. But it's quite different — it foams itself.

That’s right, it comes out of the spout pre-lathered.

Now, how lazy do you have to be, that you can’t even lather up your own soap?

But the fact is, few people are really good at lathering. Glops of unlathered soap are always falling into the sink, completely wasted.

With Dial Complete, that doesn’t happen. Everything you get out of the bottle is usable. No waste. [...]

(Link passed along by my brother Adrian)