I was jonesing for a snack just now, and I looked over the countertop: Reduced Fat Oreos, Peeps, and Kroger-brand Newtons. “Well, I've tried nuked Peeps”, I thought to myself, “so perhaps I can irradiate some other foods into perfection?” <evil grin>
“Hmm, maybe those Apple Newtons would become into a pseudo apple pie?&rdquo, I mused. Well, there was only one way to find out. So, I placed a Newton on saucer and nuked him for 11 seconds. It came out quite piping hot, and I nearly burnt myself (I think I’ll have to try 9 seconds next time), but it was delicious. Mmm.
Note to self: Maybe nuked Oreos would be a tasty distraction sometime (/me raises pinkie-finger to lips).