The New Democratic Agenda
With the Democrats’ newly regained control of the House and (likely) the Senate, some have been speculating as to their new agenda. And, it looks like rightwasright.us has the scoop on the Democrats’ new goals. Here’re a couple excerpts:
- Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish
- Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems
- Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor
- Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day
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Indeed, it is a parody, but I’m guessing that both sides of the aisle could get a chuckle out of this one. (Via: BoingBoing)
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I’m a big fan of Christmas, so I can’t get behind “Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day”, but I do like that light rail idea!
Yeah, as facetious as the other items were, I wouldn’t be opposed to having more light rail here in Dallas :).
Mmmm…Tofurkey!
This whole thing is great, but nos. 18 and 23 have me lollin’.
Wow – for some reason I just can’t find most of that list funny. Maybe it’s all the republicans…
Wait… Isn’t this supposed to be a parody?